If you’re tired of self-congratulatory awards shows and sentimental acceptance speeches by self-important actors and other movie big shots, don’t forget the Razzies. Their slogan says it all: “Cremating cinematic crap for over 25 years!”

It’s the irreverent Razzies’ 30th anniversary year. The Golden Raspberry Awards, as they are more formally known, the “anti-Oscars” for 2009, will be doled out at Hollywood’s Barnsdall Gallery Theatre at 7:30 p.m. March 6, one day before those other, slightly better known awards on March 7.

Here is the complete list of nominees.

WORST PICTURE OF 2009

All About Steve: 20th Century-Fox

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Paramount/Hasbro

Land of the Lost: Universal

Old Dogs: Disney

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (a.k.a. Trannies, Too):
Dreamworks/Paramount 

WORST ACTOR OF 2009

All Three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience 

Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost 

Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2

Eddie Murphy, Imagine That

John Travolta, Old Dogs

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009

Beyonce, Obsessed

Sandra Bullock, All About Steve

Myley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie

Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009 

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience

Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, All About Steve

Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” Land of the Lost 

Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009

Candice Bergen, Bride Wars

Ali Larter, Obsessed

Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe

Kelly Preston, Old Dogs

Julie White (as Mom), Trannies, Too

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009 

Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie

Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March

Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon

Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost 

Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL  (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Land of the Lost   

Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009

Michael Bay, Trannies, Too

Walt Becker, Old Dogs

Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost 

Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe

Phil Traill, All About Steve

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009    

All About Steve, screenplay by Kim Barker 

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett, based on Hasbro’s G.I. Joe Characters.

Land of the Lost, written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas, based on Sid & Marty Krofft’s TV series
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman, based on Hasbro’s Transformers Action Figures 

Twilight Saga: New Moon, screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)

Battlefield Earth (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)

Freddy Got Fingered (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

Gigli (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)

I Know Who Killed Me (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight

Swept Away (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck  — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) Daredevil, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Paycheck, Pearl Harbor, Surviving Christmas

Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, Imagine That, Meet Dave, Norbit, Showtime

Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), Cat in the Hat, The Love Guru

Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) The Animal, Benchwarmers, Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo, Grandma’s Boy, The Hot Chick, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Little Man, Little Nicky

John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) Battlefield Earth, Domestic Disturbance, Lucky Numbers, Old Dogs, Swordfish

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), Glitter

Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,”  “Winner” of four Razzies) The Hottie & The Nottie, House of Whacks, Repo: The Genetic Opera

Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,”  “winner” of three Razzies) Herbie Fully Loaded, I Know Who Killed Me, Just My Luck

Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) Angel Eyes, Enough, Gigli, Jersey Girl, Maid in Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, The Wedding Planner

Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) Die Another Day, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away